April 2011
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Shit MY Dad Says
My younger brother has been hounding my dad to get him a Blackberry Storm, and since he is still on my dad’s cell phone plan, my dad has full discretion. My dad is also a cheapskate and makes it very obvious that he doesn’t want to get my brother the BBS. So here’s the conversation between my brother and my dad, sitting at the kitchen table while my dad is reading his emails on...
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Liz: Where are your cookies?
Emily: In the lazy Susan.
Liz: Who's that?
Emily: It's the thing that spins.
Liz: What's that?
Emily: The lazy Susan
Liz: Who's that?
Emily: It's the thing that spins.
Liz: What's that?
Emily: The lazy Susan
Liz: Who's that?
Emily: It's the thing that spins.
Liz: What's that?
Emily: The lazy Susan!!!!
I can’t find my bluebird!
